Dears servers. My wife and I appreciate the hard work you do in providing us quality food and a relaxed meal service but … the next time you ask me if I’m done with my dinner while I am still chewing my food, I will stab your hand with a fork! I might even go “Animal House” on you and do a John Belushi “food blow.” You may have my plate when I am done … and … I may still need my fork to help my wife with that little bit she doesn’t eat!